Call It Luck (:

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factsandchicks:

Tripping in your dream and waking up with a twitch happens because your brain thinks you’re dying.
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triye:

Dis new shit like Dora tha Explorer ain’t teachin kids shit but how to roam around da street w/o they parents and be fuckin snitches. I’m from the Sesame Street say yo ABC’s and 123’s days , when niggas didn’t need school jus a PBS Channel.I’m form da “A E I O U & Sumtimes Y” days when Big Bird taught me real shit.All Barney taught U lil niggas how to do was clean up ya fuckin room.If u niggas woulda grew up in da Oscar da Grouch era you’d know not to fuck wit real niggas during hard times , Ya’ll from dat “I love u” Barney Era.“I Love you , You Love Me” Nah Barney , I only love my momma bruh , fuck dat shit , teach me how da count so I can use a digital scale when I get older.Barney was makin us 90’s babies soft , Blues clues makin niggas think they can draw , and Dora got lil Bitches Runnin Away from home.Sesame Street didn’t raise no bitches , da fuck u think Oscar da Grouch was teachin us? To be homeless? Nah bruh to be a real nigga.

LMFAO .

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muthafuk:

“You might as well be dead. Seriously, if you always put limits on what you can do, physically or anything else, it’ll spread over into the rest of your life. It’ll spread into your work, into your morality, into your entire being. There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level.”

- Bruce Lee

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clumsyoctopus:

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude　

(via sweetness187)

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yourcreepyuncle:

if you’re sad just remember

imagine them coming for you

tackling you

licking your face

covering you in their excited puppy wiggles

imagine how fluffy that’d be

(via chichisemilyy)

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If you read this we’re dating now, no choice.

(Source: hijakey.com, via kawss)

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